Monday, January 26, 2009

In the Bedroom

I waited a couple of months to sleep with this great guy I was dating. Usually I like to get physical earlier to make sure there is sexual chemistry, but I could see this becoming something serious so I thought I would try to wait awhile and not rush things. We finally went back to his apartment after a fun Japanese dinner and I was ready to get down to business. He toured me through his spotless two-bedroom place, saving the bedroom for last. As soon as we entered I gasped. There were seven of the most childish stuffed animals I have ever seen on his bed. They were all lined up in a row just staring at me. I was horrified and mumbled something about having to play tennis early in the morning and left. I never returned his calls and didn’t feel bad about it.


  1. BFD - she thinks the relationship could be serious and she bails over a half-dozen stuffed animals? Ridiculous.

    1. I 100% agree with u. I'm 22 and have have ten times that and my bf of six years doesn't really care. Obviously she is uptight.